I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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