My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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