My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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