if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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