I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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