i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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