Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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