everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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