VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i came on her dog
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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