I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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