Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
honey bunches of taint.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
