You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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