I want to stick my p in your. b.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She told me I should be a condom model.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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