clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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