I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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