just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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