Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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