You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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