I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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