your room smells of hookers.
And success
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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