So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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