i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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