i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
