it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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