That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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