At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
When are your genitals available?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Your penis caused this!
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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