dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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