On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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