he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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