He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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