She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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