Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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