I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
