Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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