Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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