Christians are straight up FREAKS
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
