did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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