It was confusing and full of hummus
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
