OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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