I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
