so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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