i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
NoShamevember. You game?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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