You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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