Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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