How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
What a dumb baby whore.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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