dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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