I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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