Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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