Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
