erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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