The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
