I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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