Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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