We won't sleep together?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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